Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 



Oh my god you guys.

That’s it, that’s the show.


you better pop lock and drop that attitude


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The Scorpionfly (Panorpa communis) may look like the offspring of a scorpion and a wasp, but they are in fact completely harmless, living off dead insects that they sometimes take from spiderwebs. What looks like a stinger is actually the male’s genitals.

Scorpionflies have been around since the Mesozoic age (250-66 million years ago) and are believed to be the forerunners of most modern moths and butterflies.

Classification: Animalia - Arthropoda - Insecta - Mecoptera - Panorpidae - Panorpa

Image credits: 1, 2, 3.

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