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The honeymoon phase never has to end.
Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)

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dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

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joeybalistreri:

One of the hardest things I have come to realize about life, is the “letting go of things” phase we all have to insufferably go through. Truly, it is an almost near-impossible task to achieve, but it is doable and it is another lesson in life which proves that sometimes we must dive the lowest we have been, in order to rise higher than our peaks. I’m sorry that I have hurt you, but more importantly, I’m sorry that I have hurt myself.

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

The life of a third wheel

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celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

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