porndirector:

When I get hit on


(Source: pagingdoctoracula)

at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

(Source: prideforgirls)

Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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(Source: beaswellgirl)

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 


jon-oh:

snowvic:

Oh my god you guys.

That’s it, that’s the show.

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